Sir NOvied's QuOtes =)

Famous Quotes of Sir Novied:


THE COMPLETE LIST.



1. 'Jitna gur dalo gay utna meetha ho ga' =)

2. 'Ye kahaan likha hoa hay??_________
Wo bernoulli's eqn k side pe neechay kr k konay may. . . ' =D

3. Iska formula? Wo 4 by 3 pi R cube. . .??

4. Pandharween (15th) equation of motion lagao iss pe. . :]

5. Iss k unit kya hon gay?? Newton meter per second per. . .

6. Abhi may ne kis cheez k unit poochay haen?

7. Vector k nishaan =)

8. Its working principle is different than the college principal [=

9. Haan tou *14 nukaat* shuru kartay haen. . . :)

10. Chawal nahi marni =)

11. Hmaray students ko g ki value 100 b nkalnay ka kaha jaye tou bhi 'Sir ji, Masla e koi ni' =D

12. Equation of continuity: Ye par-nala nahi hay, ye saanp ki tarah zameen pe laeta hoa pipe hay. Height nahi show krni ;]

13. *LOGIC SE LE KR CHALO GAY TOU KABHI NAHI BHOOLAY GA.*

14. *RATTAY WALI TOU KOI BAAT HE NAHI ISS MAY =D* ♥

15. Noor Fatima, please!

16. Kuriye chawal te ni mari? =P =D

17. Chal fer puttar ji, pharka do iss ko.

18. Almarooof._______ (name of topic)

19. Jamai lenay k baad =D

20. Puttar 6th floor pe chalaen? :]

21. Neechay say bari wali gun mungwao. . . =D

22. Larki tum kyaaa likhti ho. Kamaal paper karti ho =D

23. Chotay behan ya bhai ka mehnga wala khilona lena hay. . . ;]


24. Issay pencil se side pe likh k rakho:

-Naheen karna hay

-Bgaer yaad kiyay nahi jana hay ♥

-Ye udhaar hay:)

-Sadi mat mari hoi hay? =P

-Buray halat may attempt krna hay

-JHOOTA HAY, JHOOTA HAY, JHOOTA HAY =]


25. Likho: 'Hum Shrminda haen' (=

26. Larki ye tmhari chothi (4th) jamayi hay =D

27. Jahaan double delta dekho, pharka dou! :')*

28. 'foto' :')*

29. My favorite: 'SHARBAT ICH MITHHA KAT C' ♥

30. Mjhay tou poora yaqeen hay, aur I hope ap sb b meri baat se agree karo gay. *Ye doctor hotay he batameez haen!* :]*


31. May tou pehly sy hi kehta houn future k dr. batmeez hain. Dekhna retirement k baad shaam ko cycle py tm logon ki name plate k neechy 'paki pencil' sy likhoun ga 'BATAMEEZ DR." Phir tum log ek aadmi ko drwazy pr khra krna keh saafed baalon wale baba ji aayn gy un ko dekhna zara. =P

















































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As a bonus ;]*







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SIR NOVIED'S EPIC RULES ABOUT JAMAAI::


1. Aik class may 3 se zyada jamaiyaan allowed nahi.

2. Jo jamaai 17 seconds se zyada ho g wo dou count hon g. =D ♥

3. Jb jamaai letay haen to kch daer k lye kaan ankhaen dmag bnd ho jatay haen to mje ishara kr daen k may thori daer ruk k agay parhaun.